offtheocean:

klingggg:

if you catch me staring at you in public I’m probably trying to figure out what the chances of you being a lesbian are

basically 😂

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. —sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)
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I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be. —(via massiv3)
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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

going to warped tour has made me aware of many things and i’m sure i will be talking about it for days to come because i still have digested it all but the most prevalent is how much of a fucking whale i am good lord if there was any wake up call this was it

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