tacopop:

theworldneedsmoregirls:

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

Hahahah

oOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Can all the lesbians of tumblr reblog this so I can follow you.

when you’re actually having a conversation with a REALLY cute customer and one of your asshole coworkers comes into line behind them like he gotta check out right now or it’ll be the end of the world so you have to end the convo more like whyyyyyyy does this happen to me fuck

shared on July 17 with 1 note

Me too, squirtle. Me too.

Me too, squirtle. Me too.

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

sophomore-slump101:

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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This looks like art

And you bitches wonder why I drink.

jollymarco:

coming out to your parents like

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the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

himetitan:

how to come out to your family

himetitan:

how to come out to your family

annabellehector:

congrats

annabellehector:

congrats

Anonymous sent: If you don't like cats, are you even a lesbian?

thegaywomenchannel:

You are, but not a very good one.

SML