When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
Just laughed so hard.
If you don’t get this, ur straight
when you’re actually having a conversation with a REALLY cute customer and one of your asshole coworkers comes into line behind them like he gotta check out right now or it’ll be the end of the world so you have to end the convo more like whyyyyyyy does this happen to me fuck
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
coming out to your parents like
I used to be a straight A student
Now I’m not even straight
how to come out to your family
You are, but not a very good one.